You Might Be An Accountant If…

at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th.
you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline “==========”
you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses”
you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store
you have a petty cash box at home and actually refer to it as such
you know what the acronym MACRS stands for.
you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.
your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
you’ve ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method.

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