You Might Be a Dog Person If …

you can’t see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
you carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
you have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
you have little songs that you sing to your dog, and she always wags when you sing, even though you can’t carry a tune.
you like people who like your dog. You despise people who don’t.
your bedroom door has a doggie door
you put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
your dog owns more clothing and toys than your neighbor’s children
you sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
you decide you might have kids so the dog will have playmates
you talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
you tell your relatives you aren’t coming unless the dogs are invited, too
you’d rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.
you care more about getting your dog’s supper ready on time than your spouse’s.
your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you
you make your significant other sleep on the couch because there isn’t enough room for the three of you.

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