You might be tough, but you’ll never be half the man yo mama was!

Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

Yo mama is so ugly, when you came home from school, you said, “Osama where’s my mama?”

Yo mama’s so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama’s so fat…she decided to go on a diet.

Yo mama’s so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

Yo mama sooooooo fat that I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on the bitch’s good side.

What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo Mama’so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

Yo mama’s so fat, after sex she smokes ham.

Yo mama’s so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama’s so poor, she only has two channels on her black and white tv, On and Off.