Yo mama’s football knowledgeWednesday, January 17th, 2007 with No Comments »
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.
Yo’ mama a saint…a St. Bernard!
Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, “I got energy!”
Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.