Hi-Steppin’ MamaWednesday, January 17th, 2007 with No Comments »
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Yo mama’s tities smell so bad, they make onions cry
Yo’ mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
Yo’ mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!
Yo mama’s so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks down the street her legs talk to each other: ”You let me go, I’ll let you pass, you let me go, I’ll let you pass…”
Yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!
Yo mama’s breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck.
Yo’ mama so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes four quarters.