A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium he’s closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty […]
Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off. He obviously misunderstood. Good thing he didn’t say two.
Evander after the fight: “Maybe I shouldn’t have told him to ‘Bite Me’.”
Tyson’s favorite football team: the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.
They are making […]
Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for?
A: A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley.
Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Alex Ferguson.
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger and heavier than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a buddy who had maybe a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed the Marlin and said, “Only caught the one, huh?”
George was describing a 30 pound Bass he’d caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, “I saw the picture you took of that fish. You’re lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds.”
George replied, “Well… a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting.”
A man said to his golfing friend, “I hit two of my best balls yesterday!”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah, I stepped on a rake in the bunker.”
What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn’t?
A good driver.
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!