Roger and Charlie emerged from he clubhouse to tee off at the first hole, but Roger looked distracted.
“Anything the matter?” Charlie asked.
“Na, it’s just that I can’t stand the club pro,” Roger replied.
“He’s just been trying to correct my stance.”
“He’s only trying to help your game,” Charlie soothed.
“Yeah, but I was using the urinal at […]
Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, “Don, you’ve got two choices, either I maul you to death or we […]
As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, “Honey, I have a confession to make. I’m a golf addict.
I play whenever I have a minute. I can’t get enough of it. you’ll probably never see me on the weekends.”
His bride looked a little uneasy […]
Skyline Golf Club
Memo to all members!
Re: The admission of women to the club.
Since the admission of women to the club, members are asked to obey the following rules.
1. Ladies are prohibited from touching the gentlemen’s balls either with hands or club.
2. Players are requested to remain silent during the short strokes.
3. All players with partners […]
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities — Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.
Everyone over did it, more or less. Ceres at one point was staggering and turning in circles; Janus, […]
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . 100Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . 150Swallowing your pride. . . . […]
Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy, “I’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course.” “Try heaven,” said the caddy. “You’ve already moved most of the Earth.”
A wife is going through her husband’s closet one day when she finds a metal box. Inside the box she finds 3 golf balls and $20,000. She immediately goes downstairs and confronts him with it.
Wife: “What is this box for?”
Husband: “Well, every time we had bad sex I put a golf ball in […]
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back.”Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you use this awful language?” asks the priest.
“I was golfing and hit an incredible […]
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The […]