A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his […]

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. “Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. “When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the […]

The 1st grade concert is fast approaching and Johnny has stillnot decided what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a pianosolo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can’t come up withanything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is relieved when he tells her he has worked out his act.Come the night of the […]

Q. Where do polar bears vote?A. The North Poll

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. “I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.
“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.”Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”

The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.
The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can’t […]

THE EVOLUTION OF MATHEMATICS TRAINING OVER THE PAST FIFTY YEARS
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Math in 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the […]

A Chapel Hill area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there […]

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. […]