Redneck Custody FightMonday, February 11th, 2008 with No Comments »
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!
You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year!
There are 3 hunters in the woods, they’re all telling each other what they’re are going to shoot. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. So he goes out and comes back with a buck. Then the other 2 hunters ask how he did it and he says, ”I see tracks I […]
You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, ?Four for a Dollar.?
You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung from your bumper as you leave the church.
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
You might be a redneck if you’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned!
You might be a redneck if ”Bambi” made you hungry for rabbit!
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!
What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!