Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple’s tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window.
“Hey, Hillary. We used […]
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
“Nice pigs, sir!”
“Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs — they’re Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea.”
“Nice trade, sir!”
At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled.
Interviewer: “Who pulls your strings, Bill? What special interests control you?”
Clinton (visibly upset): “You leave Hillary out of this!”
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
Continue Reading Pro Congress?...George Bush is so stupid, he’s still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.
Continue Reading George Bush Is So Stupid…...* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don’t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about
* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there
* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them You fly […]
How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media to publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the democrats.
Here’s what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State…
The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not too smart
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person
Tighter than bark on a tree = Stingy
Big hat, no cattle = All talk, no action
We’ve howdied but […]
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, “Form 1040?”
Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst into the room shouting, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news! Nick asked me to marry him. He is like the biggest hunk in Washington. We are supposed to get married next month.
Bill took Chelsea in the back and said, “Chelsea, you’re mother, although an ideal […]