Why does it take longer to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
Because it takes so long to hollow out the man’s head.

A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
“How’d you get that, son?”
“By hiking.”
“Hiking?”
“Yeah, every night, Mom’s boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike.”

Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman”
A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have […]

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Q: […]

If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he
still wrong?

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”
And the man says, “Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s good to […]

A young businessman had just started his own business. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was shouting huge figures […]

Why did God create men first?
Because we learn from mistakes.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he […]

Once there was a man who loved baked beans. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas.
One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other.
Since he did not want her to […]