Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in […]
Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One to make the new bulb out of an empty loo roll and sticky back plastic.
Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy […]
Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind. The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
Q: How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to sit around looking bored.
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don’t know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer’s money, and I’m sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this […]
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It’s left to the reader as an exercise.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, once you’ve managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw […]
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Will somebody please call house-keeping?
Q: How many house-keeping staff does it take to change […]
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it’s really light anyway.
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists never “see the light” anyway do they ?
Q: How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a […]
Q: How many Jo Brands does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, you give it to a bloody man to do, cos it’s a piece of cake, isn’t it? Well, no, actually, that expression is crap isn’t it, because if you had a piece of cake, you’d bloody well eat it, wouldn’t you?
Q: How […]
Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.
Q: How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they *like* […]
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.
Note: None because gypsies don’t have mains electricity, and the losing is a play on the larcenous reputation of Gypsies. You give a Gypsy a light bulb and ask him to change the hallway lamp, […]