Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and
for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each
butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and he asked who
BoB was!

You look like Woopie and Chris Rock
Yo breath smells like you threw up in yo stomach
Your feet look like curly fries
Your rottin toes look like fossels
you so fat, i bet we look like food to you
yo berath smells so bad you need a mint in yo stomach
you got robbed cause they thought yo yellow teeth […]

What is the difference between a lawyer and a wood tick?
A wood tick falls off when you die.

Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at
them.

A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman.
“What on earth do you think you are doing?”, says the woman.
The obese man replies, “Shaking my groove thang.”
The woman laughs and says,
“If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!”

Why are there no amusement parks in China?
Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides! 

I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did
a leprechaun crap in it?”
FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans
who can make sauces?”
ITALY
“Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for
a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”
POLAND
“Do you […]

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a
pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the
creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in
lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a
broken match, […]

What did the ghost shake at the party?
Her boOoOo-ty
Who was the ghosts favorite former UN Secretary General?
BoOoOo-trous BoOoOo-trous Ghali
What disease frightens ghosts the most?
BoOoOo-bonic Plague
What do ghosts use to make beef or chicken broth?
BoOoOo-llion cubes
What sound do crying ghosts make?
BoOoOo-hoo
What was the ghosts favorite TV show?
BoOoOo-ffy the Vampire Slayer
Who was the ghosts favorite conservative intellectual?
William […]