Lie For Bush BabyThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

Press won’t think about the war Shrub just gave us:
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for Bush Baby).
Fibbing’s a virtue, ’cause Dubya’s lazy.
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for Bush Baby).
Iraq now is just Bush’s plaything.
Oil Boy and a puppet is this king.
Iraq attack for oil took heat, so
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for […]

Bush Had To Stop SaddamThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

(instrumental intro)
Bush has caused war to come to Iraq now.
The shrill right wing can’t and won’t understand how
Through war, Bush masked his try for their land now.
Gave them “freedom” just like Afghanistan now.
Osama, where’s he?
Bush had to stop Saddam.
Distract - Bush had to stop Saddam.
Facts are things Bush don’t want you to know now.
He’s so […]

Bush Lied, Many Thousands DiedThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

(instrumental intro)
No WMD’s have been discovered,
Though Bush says that can’t be so.
But now his polling numbers have hovered
So low; it grieves him, so low.
 
Shrub plays hero at home - what a phony.
To war, rushed along, with Blair.
The Shrub keeps on selling war; insures only
The flow of oil; his chair.
‘Cause Bush lied, many thousands died.
And his […]

Don’t Believe Bush’s LieThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

(instrumental intro)
Bush likes to think that he is never wrong.
Our lives mean nothing to fat cats and the strong.
The world knows the scheming of the Shrub,
Who’s leaning on his everlasting war.
If he can seize it, then he can do it.
Use force to achieve it, steal it, or screw it.
Don’t believe Bush’s lie.
Don’t believe him; just […]

Bush ResearchThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

G. W was sleeping in late and was awaken by the call.
He was half-asleep when he answered the phone.
Researcher: Excuse me, sir. I’m conducting a survey
GW Bush: Questions? No political questions.
Reseacher: Political, sir?
GW Bush: Do you know who you are calling?
Researcher: We call numbers at random, sir. May I ask –
GW Bush: What is this […]

Three presidentsThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

There were three presidents in a plane. There was Bill Clinton, George Bush,
and Bob Dole.
First Bob Dole threw 10$ out so somebody would be happy. Then Bill Clinton
threw 20$ out the window to make somebody happy.
Then George Bush threw Bill Clinton out of the window so everyone would be
happy!

Five people in a crashing aircraftThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says “I’m Shaquille O’Neill, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died”. So he takes
the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says “I am the wife […]

George W Bush - Definition of tragedyThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits
one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the
class in the discussion of the word, “tragedy.” So the illustrious leader asks
the class for […]

Bush on tourThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

On a tour US President George Bush visits a school and explains his political
actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.
Little Bob rises to speak. Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack […]

Dumb Bush Baby Should Get FiredThursday, September 21st, 2006 with No Comments »

(instrumental intro)
He sold us sh*t that was untrue.
The polls now say he is a liar.
With no cause, he used a ruse.
World, Bush has earned its ire.
Dumb Bush Baby should get fired.
Dumb Bush Baby should get fired.
Bush and Neo-Right get fired.
This time, investigate; he’s through.
His reign of error should expire.
Tyrant whom we didn’t choose.
Made Iraq part […]