A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man said, “Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground.”
So the crocodile bit his legs off.

During the ASEAN meeting, all PM of the ASEAN countries were present except for Goh Chok Tong who was represented by LKY.
During a conversation, Dr. Mahathir of Malaysia says, “I came up with a bright idea to produce Proton cars and with a initial investment of M$1 billion, we now make M$50 million a year. […]

A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, “Why are you selling women’s breast?” The butcher replied, “In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women’s breast can increase men’s sex drive, and enlarge the […]

A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my farts never smell, and they’re always quiet. But I’ve been doing it very often.”
The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, “In fact, […]

A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.”
The black guy laughs and says, “You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It’ll stretch and […]

The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to […]

Asian women have always been exotic. Two guys were arguing about the correct orientation of Japanese women’s sex organs. One said that Japanese women have their going from side to side, while the other said it goes vertical, just like everybody else. The argument went on for hours until they decided to settle it once […]

A brief profile of men afflicted with “yellow fever”
ORIGINS: Asiaphiles are typically found residing in major U.S. cities, although increasing numbers have been venturing overseas in their quest to “get an oree-enul woman”.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH: Intelligent, non-racist and socially-functional men who are free of fetishes and racial bias.
CHARACTER TRAITS:
- Poorly developed masculine identities, […]

A black man’s walking thru the jungle, hands scraping the ground, when all of a sudden he hears a distant sound…. ChangLingWang , WungChonLee
“What da fuck was that?” he says to himself. Then he keeps on strolling through the jungle. A few seconds later, he hears it again! Only much louder…PoeMangFu , WongTonChi
All of a […]

One day, God sent three politicians, Clinton, Ghandi and Mahatir to Heaven by mistake. So he told them, ‘I’ve sent the three of you here too early. You aren’t suppose to die yet. Therefore, I’m going to send you back down and before that, you can ask me a question that you want to know […]