The outsideThursday, May 15th, 2008 with No Comments »
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing some large bills around. “I’ve got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club. In fact, he hits it 500 yards right down the middle […]
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his […]
Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas . . .
. . . there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, “If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who […]
Q: Why does everyone love cats?
A: They’re purr-fect!
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some […]
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The Outside.
Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
A: Because it’s the scenter.
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
A: Car-pets!