Funny Jokes - Blonde Jokes

Last name: ________________First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician
Spouse’s Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse’s Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse’s Name: _________________________
Lover’s Name: ____________________________
2nd Lover’s Name: […]

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ”In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to […]

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it’s Christmas, he’ll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them.One of the guys has a Christmas […]

What’s a polygon?A dead parrot.

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, […]

10. SHE’S A GOBLIN!
9. I’D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHIN IN THE SACK TONIGHT.
8. JUST GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOB YOUR HEAD.
7. SHE’S GOT A COUPLE OF NICE PUMPKINS ON HER PORCH.
6. IF YOU JUST LICK IT, IT WILL LAST LONGER.
5. LET ME SEE YOUR BIG SACK.
4. CAN I EAT YOUR […]

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit […]

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? […]