Clinton Saved from DrowningTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning?
A1: You take your foot off his head.
A2: Get the lead out of his ass.
A3: Chisel the concrete off his feet. 

Jerry Ford and Al GoreTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common?
They both got promoted because of crooked dicks.     

Famous psychic recently predict for Monica LewinskTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

What did a famous psychic recently predict for Monica Lewinsky?
You will go down in history. 

Clinton still maintains he was not lyingTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

Clinton still maintains he was not lying . . . he was standing and she was
kneeling.

Monica go to work at the PentagonTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

Why did Monica go to work at the Pentagon?
She developed a taste for seamen in the White House.

Monica make a good spyTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

Why wouldn’t Monica make a good spy?
Because she spits everything out when the debriefing’s done.

Bill’s new pick up lineTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

What’s Bill’s new pick up line?
“Would you be interested in a position under the president?”

New favorite game at the White HouseTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

What’s the new favorite game at the White House?
Swallow the leader.

President Clinton’s latest State of the Union speeTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

What did Ronald Reagan say after hearing President Clinton’s latest State of
the Union speech?
You know, Nancy, the man is a better actor than I ever was.

Difference between Hugh Grant and Bill Clinton?Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »

What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Bill Clinton?
One’s a bad actor whose career went down the toilet after he got caught out
getting a blowjob. The other was the star of Four Weddings and a Funeral.