Clinton Saved from DrowningTuesday, October 10th, 2006 with No Comments »
Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning?
A1: You take your foot off his head.
A2: Get the lead out of his ass.
A3: Chisel the concrete off his feet.
Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning?
A1: You take your foot off his head.
A2: Get the lead out of his ass.
A3: Chisel the concrete off his feet.
What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common?
They both got promoted because of crooked dicks.
What did a famous psychic recently predict for Monica Lewinsky?
You will go down in history.
Clinton still maintains he was not lying . . . he was standing and she was
kneeling.
Why did Monica go to work at the Pentagon?
She developed a taste for seamen in the White House.
Why wouldn’t Monica make a good spy?
Because she spits everything out when the debriefing’s done.
What’s Bill’s new pick up line?
“Would you be interested in a position under the president?”
What’s the new favorite game at the White House?
Swallow the leader.
What did Ronald Reagan say after hearing President Clinton’s latest State of
the Union speech?
You know, Nancy, the man is a better actor than I ever was.
What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Bill Clinton?
One’s a bad actor whose career went down the toilet after he got caught out
getting a blowjob. The other was the star of Four Weddings and a Funeral.