It’s Friday night and President Bill is working late in the White House.
Suddenly the big, red telephone on his desk rings.
[President Bill]
Hello! Hello!
[Voice on the line]
President Bill! We have a report that Boris Yeltsin just ordered the launch of all Russian missiles in a full-scale nuclear attack against the United States!
[President Bill]
Oh no!!!
He said he […]
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Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning?
A1: You take your foot off his head.
A2: Get the lead out of his ass.
A3: Chisel the concrete off his feet.
What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common?
They both got promoted because of crooked dicks.
What did a famous psychic recently predict for Monica Lewinsky?
You will go down in history.
Clinton still maintains he was not lying . . . he was standing and she was
kneeling.
Why did Monica go to work at the Pentagon?
She developed a taste for seamen in the White House.
Why wouldn’t Monica make a good spy?
Because she spits everything out when the debriefing’s done.
What’s Bill’s new pick up line?
“Would you be interested in a position under the president?”
What’s the new favorite game at the White House?
Swallow the leader.