THE AL GORE Virus…
(Causes your computer to just keep counting.)
THE CLINTON Virus…
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.)
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus…
(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.)
THE RONALD REAGAN virus…
(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.)
THE JESSE JACKSON virus…
(Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while […]
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important.
God looked […]
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily […]
What’s red and grey and hanging on the wall behind the sofa?
Kurt Cobain’s brain
What’s red and has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What was Paul McCartney’s reaction to his wife’s death?
Live and let die.
How do you re-unite INXS?
Get 4 more leather belts.
Linda McCartney went from pushing vegetables…
To pushing up vegetables.
How did Frank Sinatra punish his kids?
No ice in their drinks.
What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
The wall.