Blue and sits in a cornerSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »
What is blue and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a baggie
What is blue and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a baggie
What is blue and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a baggie
What’s blue and yellow and is at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What’s brown and bubbly and taps on the window?
A baby in a microwave.
What’s brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.