Blue and sits in a cornerSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What is blue and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a baggie

Blue and sits in a cornerSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What is blue and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a baggie 

Blue and yellow and at the bottom of the poolSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What’s blue and yellow and is at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.

Born with teethSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Bounces up and downSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Brown and bubblySunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What’s brown and bubbly and taps on the window?
A baby in a microwave.

Brown and gurglesSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What’s brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

Common pregnancy cravingSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Dead baby floatSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.

Dead baby in the kitchen drawerSunday, January 14th, 2007 with No Comments »

Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.