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Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Yes, pregnancy.
Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Yes, pregnancy.
How do you fit 500 babies in a shoebox?
Cuisineart.
Should I have a baby after 35?
No, 35 children is enough.
How do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first, so you can watch the expression on his face.
Do I have to have a baby shower?
Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
What does it mean when the baby’s head is crowning?
It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.
When is the best time to get an epidural?
Right after you find out you’re pregnant
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
When you see teeth marks.
What’s black and bobs up and down?
A baby in a toaster.
What’s black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it’s finger in a power point.