Funny Jokes - Blonde Jokes

“No, no, no!” said the penguin, “I suffer from Seasonal
Affective Disorder!”
“Surprise! Surprise! That’s not my ear canal either!”

Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning
Satellite System again!

“Mommy Mommy,” Little Johnny replied, “is that why the
soufflé is burnt?”

“Tokyo?” Said the nun, “You fool, I said take the hoe!”

And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my
father you farted and it smelled.

And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared
silently.

“Whew!” said the blonde, “I thought you meant the vacuum-
insulated sealable container with the heat reflective inner
surface!”

“No wait, you don’t understand,” said the fat man, “Pop
Tarts are a substitute for my mother’s love!”

As they opened the door they realized they were terribly
mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap.

“Yeah,” said the Scottsman, “but at least I don’t have a
scented hand soap named after ME!”

As she spoke he whirled the egg beater around and
yelled “EGG BEATER!”

“Isotope?” He replied, “That’s no isotope!”