You Might Be a Baptist If …
Post Info Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 9:17 pm by <ADMINNICENAME> Print Print this page
  •  there are really only two “true” first names in the world - “brother” or “sister.”
  •  when someone asks you what you would be if you weren’t a Baptist, you say “I’d be ashamed!!!”
  •  you are very sure that the so-called “wine” in the Bible was unfermented grape juice.
  •  you consider fried chicken to be the gospel bird.
  •  you think sword drills have something to do with the Bible and not with fencing.
  •  your tie stops an inch above your navel.
  •  yours is the oldest and most Biblical denomination of all. After all, it was founded by John the Baptist.

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