Yo mama was so stupid she died of starvation in the grocery store. Thanks to Michael
Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”
Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!
Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.
Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.
Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
Yo mama’s so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
You might be tough, but you’ll never be half the man yo mama was!