This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks one day, he hears this whistle — Whooee da Whoee! – but doesn’t know what it is. Predictably, he’s… Read More »
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from… Read More »
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, “The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers.” “Oh, yeah?” her grandson replied, “so why is their… Read More »
One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop. The first guy rolls down the window and says, “How can I help… Read More »
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes and the worst thing? It was untweetable.
What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse’s ass? A mechanic.
Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
A man sobering up from the night before was sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nodded off. The priest had been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and was disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decided to make… Read More »
With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local emergency room and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions the patient’s long-haired colleagues. ”So what was he doing then?” asks the physician. ”Acid? Cannabis?” ”Sort of,” replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. ”But we ran… Read More »