Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma. everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room. the salespeople at Radio Shack can’t answer any of your questions. you are… Read More »
at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation. you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th. you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline “==========” you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses” you had no idea that GAP was… Read More »
you can’t see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside. you carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times. you have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies. you have little songs that you sing to your dog,… Read More »