The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other… Read More »
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over… Read More »
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to… Read More »
Bill Gates dies and finds himself being sized up by God… “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows ‘95. I’m… Read More »
How About Us Spending the Weekend in a Nice Quiet Hotel? “How about us spending the weekend in a nice quiet hotel?” he whispered in the curvy lady’s ear. “I’m afraid,” she said, “That my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes you from such erotic confrontation.” “I don’t get… Read More »
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Next time you think you’re perfect, try walking on water.
Q: How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband? A: She has a headache with the milkman.
Q: Why did the Jews wander the desert for 40 years? A: Because someone dropped a quarter.
Abraham wanted to put Windows 95 on his computer, but Isaac was concerned: “But father, we don’t have enough memory for that!” “Don’t worry, son, God will provide the RAM.”