There was this motel where this guy came in to rent a room. A few minutes later he comes out and tells the clerk ” Man can you give me another room the flies are awful”. Some time later this redneck comes in and the clerk says to himself,I think I”ll give the room with… Read More »
Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians? A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!’
Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth
You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!
Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria Barium: What to do when treatment fails Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U Ceasarean Section: District in Rome Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Coma: Punctuation Mark Congenital: Friendly D & C: Where Washington is Dilate: To live long… Read More »
You might be a redneck if you use your ironing board as a buffet table.
You might be a redneck if you learned to drive in a monster truck!
You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food stamps.
You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is ”out of your league” bowls on a different night!