Category Archives: Miscellaneous Jokes

AA and Monkeys

What do a cat, plant, and sea monkeys have in common? All three have endured tragic deaths of neglect at my apathetic hands!

No Drinks For Bears in Baraboo

A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo, Wisconsin and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,” We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Baraboo.” The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again tells… Read More »

Wisdom and Questions

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a nonprophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.… Read More »

Hillary’s In Charge

Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple’s tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window. “Hey, Hillary. We… Read More »

The Origin Of Women

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, “This person will cook for you and wash… Read More »

The Blind And The Dog

John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog. The traffic sign turned green and instead of helping its master to cross, the dog raised its rear leg and peed on the shoes of the blind man. Observing that, the blind man reached into his pocket and offered the… Read More »

Condom Complaint

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, “Aren’t they cute, what are their names?” The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, “I don’t know”. The lady then asked again, “Are… Read More »