Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks… Read More »
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, “Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.”… Read More »
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ‘’Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I’m afraid that you’re giving me too much. I’ve… Read More »
How can you tell if you have a moron computer operator working for you? Answer: Find the computer operator using white out on the monitor trying to erase the mistakes.
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m a schizophrenic And so am I.
“Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!” “Are you doing anything for it?” “Snorting pepper.”
“Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back?” “Try coming home at 3 in the morning.”