Category Archives: Marriage Jokes

How to start fights

A married couple go into a restraunt and take a seat, the waiter comes by and says “May I please take you order?” the husband replies “Sure, I’ll have the Rump steak, rare, with a serving of chips on the side” the waiter answers with “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow sir?” the husband… Read More »

A devoted wife was taking care of her husband

When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near. “You have been with me through all the bad times,” he said. “When I got fired, you were there. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you stayed by my side. When we lost the house, you gave… Read More »

Mildred, the church gossip

… kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new church member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only… Read More »

Heaven’s Cars

Three friends are in a car driving to the ballgame when a big truck runs them over, killing them instantly. They find themselves at the Pearly Gates being interviewed by St. Peter. “OK, you,” he says, pointing to Vito, “How many times did you cheat on your wife? And don’t lie, I’m St. Peter you… Read More »

Lamaze class

A couple just started their Lamaze class, and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand – to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, “This doesn’t feel so bad.” The instructor then dropped a pen and… Read More »

No longer together

Two ladies meet: -Me and my husband are no longer together… why? – well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses? No, of course I couldn’t – well he couldn’t either!

A man was complaining:

Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meanwhile my wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me one wish “switch me into my wife” she’s got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man’s life is. As God… Read More »

New old sayings …

Anywhere you hang your @ is home. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C:\ is the root of all… Read More »