Category Archives: Male Jokes

Medical Checkup

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely DIE!!!” “Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be… Read More »

Growing Old

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each. Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for… Read More »


Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, “Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Bill replies, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell… Read More »


A policeman was sitting on the hard shoulder watching the traffic go by when a car zoomed past him doing at least 120 mph! The policeman chased him down, and pulled the car over. He went up to the car and asked, “Do you know that you were doing at least 50 mph over the… Read More »

Baked Beans

Once there was a man who loved baked beans. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas. One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other. Since he did not want… Read More »

Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and… Read More »


Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

Young Business Man

A young businessman had just started his own business. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was shouting huge… Read More »