Category Archives: Light Bulb Jokes

Lightbulb joke collection 11

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: Who can tell. Field service engineers are always in the dark. Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 12

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 13

Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it. Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle… Q: How many… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 14

Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs. Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. The… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 15

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two–one to screw it in and one to screw it up. Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up. Q:… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 16

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb? A: (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn’t have light bulbs. Now I have… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 17

Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Four–one to rob the liquor store to get money for the bulb, one to drive the getaway car, one to screw it in, and one to hold his crack pipe while he does it. Q: How many Honor Guards does… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 18

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it. Q: How many MP’s does it… Read More »

Lightbulb joke collection 19

Q: How many people at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Nine. One to complain about the lighting levels, one to say he thinks the lighting is OK, one to suggest someone calls the arbiter, one to go and call the arbiter, one to reminisce about lighting levels at… Read More »