Category Archives: Lawyers Jokes

New Improved Lawnmowers

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass”. The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can’t afford a thing to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to… Read More »

Man Walks Into a Lawyer’s Office…

A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”