Category Archives: Kids Jokes

10 signs to see if your kid is a nerd

10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures. 9. Is overly enthusiastic about ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ and other role playing games. 8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture. 7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up. 6. Says ‘Whom’ instead of ‘Who.’ 5.… Read More »

Money through Congress

One day a boy asked his mother for 100 dollars to buy a toy. She said NO. So he wrote a letter to GOD asking for a 100 dollars. When the letter got to the post office they figured that GOD meant the president. So they sent the letter to the white house. The president… Read More »

Biting your fingernails!

Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop. “Jimmy,” she said, “You’d better stop biting your fingernails. If you don’t, then those fingernails will pile… Read More »

School

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Talkin’ Walkin’ Kids

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.”

Outhouse

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day… Read More »

Happy valentines day

Little melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of valentine’s day. “since valentine’s day is for a christian saint and we’re jewish,” she asks, “will god get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?” melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says “no, i don’t think… Read More »

How Old Are You?

A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.” The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded again,… Read More »

Where is he?

A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered voice on the first ring, “Hello?” “Is your Daddy home?” the boss quickly asked. “Yes”, whispered the small… Read More »