Category Archives: Insults Jokes


There was a woman with three virgin daughters. She set them up with three men to take their virginity. So on that night, the daughters were each in a room. One was screaming, one was moaning, and one was quiet. The next day the mother gathered her daughters and asked the first one, “Why were… Read More »

Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost shake at the party? Her boOoOo-ty Who was the ghosts favorite former UN Secretary General? BoOoOo-trous BoOoOo-trous Ghali What disease frightens ghosts the most? BoOoOo-bonic Plague What do ghosts use to make beef or chicken broth? BoOoOo-llion cubes What sound do crying ghosts make? BoOoOo-hoo What was the ghosts favorite TV… Read More »

What is grosser than gross?

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night… Read More »

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?” FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go… Read More »

A fat man is dancing at a disco

A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman. “What on earth do you think you are doing?”, says the woman. The obese man replies, “Shaking my groove thang.” The woman laughs and says, “If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!”