Category Archives: Gender Jokes

I need

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I dont… Read More »

10 REASONS IT’S GREAT TO BE A GUY!

(No offense intended or implied) 1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3) You know stuff about tanks. 4) A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5) Monday Night Football. 6) You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives. 7) Your bathroom lines are 80%… Read More »

Coffee vs. women part 2

23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight. 24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. 25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter. 26. Your coffee doesn’t talk to you. 27. Coffee smells good in the morning. 28. Coffee is… Read More »

Coffee vs. women part 1

Why Coffee is better than Women – Part I 1.You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good. 2.Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it. 3.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. 4.You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee. 5.You can always warm… Read More »

Cooking traditions

A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her,”Why did you cut off the end of the ham”? And she replied ,”I really don’t know but my mother always did, so I thought you were… Read More »

Julia getting married

In her own eyes, Julia was the most popular girl around. “A lot of men are going to be totally miserable when I marry.” “ Really?” said her date, “And just how many men are you intending to marry?”

Wallet power

As the Broadway showgirls were dressing for a performance, one of them noticed her friend was no longer sporting a flashy engagement ring. “What happened, Lily?” she asked, pointing to the bare finger. “The wedding off?” “ Yeah,” Lily admitted. “I saw him in a bathing suit last week, and he looked so different without… Read More »

T-shirts for women

T-Shirt Sayings for Women Who Take No Crap I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later. Of course I don’t look busy … I did it right the first time. Why do people with… Read More »

What the woman wants

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator… Read More »