Category Archives: Funny Joke

Senior Special breakfast

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay… Read More »

Doctor I don’t know what to do

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that… Read More »

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last… Read More »

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,… Read More »

My Wife and Best Friend

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, “Thats quite a heavy drink. Whats the problem?” After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, “I found my wife in bed with my best friend.” Wow,” says the barkeep., “What did you do about it?”… Read More »

Ask Mommy

Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women dont talk about their age. Youll learn this as you get older. Little Johnny then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weight?” Her mother responded again, “Thats… Read More »

The job security quiz

The job security quiz will help judge how long you’ll end up at your current job and what will become of you. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you… A. Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his… Read More »

Faster than the speed of light

The physics professor turned from the blackboard and said to his class, “I defy you to name anything faster than the speed of light.” “Just one thing,” said the pretty coed. “A frat man on his way home after seeing a porno movie.”

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus”? Well, here’s a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University. In-class Assignment for Wednesday: “Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to… Read More »