Category Archives: Foreign Jokes

The Golfer and the Leprechaun

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head, and… Read More »

Ho Ho Ho

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A jolly green giant.

Iraqi Funerals

Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Becasue garbage cans only have 2 handles.

Famous People and Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: for the greater good. Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. Douglass Adams: 42. Oliver North: National security was at stake. Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees. Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act… Read More »

Quotes About the French

“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.” – Jacques Chirac, President of France. “As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” – Rush Limbaugh. “What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?” – Dennis… Read More »

Japanese Banking Disasters

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and… Read More »