Category Archives: Entertainment Jokes


Ski season is here. The following is a list of exercises to help you prepare: – Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. – Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night. – If you wear glasses, begin… Read More »

10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection 2. They have great hands 3. They are used to scoring 4. They have great stamina 5. They find the opening and get it in 6. They never miss the target 7. They know how to use their wood 8. They have long sticks 9.They know when to play rough… Read More »

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment…

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought,… Read More »

IBM and Lightbulbs

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Christmas in Heaven

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell – but because it’s Christmas, he’ll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a… Read More »

NOAH’s ARK – A Modern Tale

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ”In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to… Read More »