It’s Friday night and President Bill is working late in the White House. Suddenly the big, red telephone on his desk rings. [President Bill] Hello! Hello! [Voice on the line] President Bill! We have a report that Boris Yeltsin just ordered the launch of all Russian missiles in a full-scale nuclear attack against the United… Read More »
Many of people have ridden the titanic, same with Clinton, so lets call him the Clintanic.
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “I am the most beautiful person in the world,” proclaimed Sleeping Beauty. “No, you’re not”, answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. “I am the smallest person in the world,” shouted Tom Thumb. “No, you’re not,” said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan. “I’ve had… Read More »
What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common? They’re both being investigated for their GUI applications.
Know how Monica conceals evidence? She keeps her mouth shut!
Why was Clinton yelling at Monica’s dress? He saw a commercial that said if you have a stain, “Shout it out!
What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume? “Sat on the Presidential Staff”
What were Clinton’s first words to Paula Jones at the deposition? “So now you open your mouth!”
Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky? He couldn’t give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.