Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

Hot And Cold

A blonde walked into the drug store to do some shopping. While walking around she kept noticing a shiny object behind the counter. When she went to pay, she asked the cashier, “What’s that shiny object behind the counter?” The cashier told her, “That’s a thermos.” The blonde asked her, “What does it do?” The… Read More »

911, Can You Help Me?

A blonde man frantically calls 911 and says, “Help, my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!” The 911 operator asks, “Is this her first child?” To which the blonde replies, “Of course not you idiot, this is her husband!”

Fishing With Magnets

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.

Blonde Astronaut?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and asked her a question. “If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want? To go to and why?” After pondering the question she answered,… Read More »

I have the key to success

There is a small business in a small town. The business was about to be shut down so the boss was giving a motivational speech so they would’t lose the business. “Only I have the key to success, and I want to share with you so let’s get out there and make sure this business… Read More »

Blonde Inventions

1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8 ) Powdered water 9) Pedal-powered wheel chair 10) Water-proof tea bag

THE NEW SPORTS CAR

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side… Read More »

MARK THE POINT

Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fishes. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, “Did you… Read More »

A Choking Blonde

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She’s just skating along in her lycra shorts, smiling at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides that she really needs a haircut. She skates into the first salon she sees and goes up to the hairdresser and says, “I need a haircut.” The hairdresser checks… Read More »