how do you diciplie a blind kid?…………………..
You move the furniture around.

There was this little boy who workes on a market stall he had a bald head and a blind man came up to him and rubbed his head and said how much is this watermelon

There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.
1 blond says to the other, “which do you think is closer? The moon or Texas?”
The other blond says “duh!Can you see Texas?”

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn’t hard…