Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? Yes, pregnancy.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The… Read More »
So there was this guy at the bar, and he looks over at this other guy sitting there who has a small one-foot man on the counter playing the piano. He scratches his head in wonder, then orders a beer. Then the guy leans over and says, “If you rub that bottle over there, a… Read More »
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts.
How do you make a dead baby float? A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.
What is the most common pregnancy craving? For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
What’s brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What’s brown and bubbly and taps on the window? A baby in a microwave.
What bounces up and down at 100 mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.