Category Archives: Baby Jokes

Who can say this sentence?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The… Read More »

The Illiterate Genie

So there was this guy at the bar, and he looks over at this other guy sitting there who has a small one-foot man on the counter playing the piano. He scratches his head in wonder, then orders a beer. Then the guy leans over and says, “If you rub that bottle over there, a… Read More »

Dead baby float

How do you make a dead baby float? A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.