Funny Jokes – Blonde Jokes

Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet, she is already world wide!

Thanks to Conor

Yo mama is so Ugly, when she went to and annual ugly contest, the judges said “sorry no pro’s allowed”

Thanks to Geordi

A married couple go into a restraunt and take a seat, the waiter comes by and says “May I please take you order?” the husband replies “Sure, I’ll have the Rump steak, rare, with a serving of chips on the side” the waiter answers with “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow sir?” the husband says ” No that dumb bitch can order for her self”

Thanks to Geordi

Yo mama so tall that if she does a back flip shell kick jeues

Thanks to Jim