Yo mama is so fat that when I took her to a buffet, she pulled up a chair.
Jan 022012
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.
Jan 022012
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Jan 022012
Yo’ mama like a Big Mac — full of fat and only worth a buck!
Jan 022012
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks down the street her legs talk to each other: ”You let me go, I’ll let you pass, you let me go, I’ll let you pass…”
Nov 252011
Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet, she is already world wide!
Thanks to Conor
Nov 162011
Yo mama is so Ugly, when she went to and annual ugly contest, the judges said “sorry no pro’s allowed”
Thanks to Geordi
Nov 142011
Yo mama so tall that if she does a back flip shell kick jeues
Thanks to Jim
Oct 022011
Your mama’s so fat, after sex she smoked a turkey!
Oct 022011
Your momma is so fat that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells “Taxi” ………
Oct 022011
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Oct 022011
Yo mamma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.
Sep 302011
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the post office to get food stamps.