Funny Jokes – Blonde Jokes

You might be tough, but you’ll never be half the man yo mama was!

Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

Yo mama is so ugly, when you came home from school, you said, “Osama where’s my mama?”

Yo mama’s so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama’s so fat…she decided to go on a diet.

Yo mama’s so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

Yo mama sooooooo fat that I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on the bitch’s good side.