Yo mama’s so fat…she decided to go on a diet.
Jan 022012
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!
Jan 022012
Yo mama sooooooo fat that I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on the bitch’s good side.
Jan 022012
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.
Jan 022012
Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Jan 022012
Yo Mama’so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so fat, after sex she smokes ham.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so poor, she only has two channels on her black and white tv, On and Off.
Jan 022012
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry
Jan 022012
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Jan 022012
Yo’ mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
Jan 022012
Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on radar.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so fat that she has several smaller fat women orbiting around her.