Funny Jokes – Blonde Jokes

Yo mama was so stupid she died of starvation in the grocery store.

Thanks to Michael

Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”

Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Yo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.

Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

Yo mama’s so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo mama’s had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!

You might be tough, but you’ll never be half the man yo mama was!

Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

Yo mama is so ugly, when you came home from school, you said, “Osama where’s my mama?”

Yo mama’s so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.