Yo mama was so stupid she died of starvation in the grocery store.
Thanks to Michael
Feb 202012
Jan 022012
Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”
Jan 022012
Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!
Jan 022012
Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.
Jan 022012
Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.
Jan 022012
Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!
Jan 022012
You might be tough, but you’ll never be half the man yo mama was!
Jan 022012
Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
Jan 022012
Yo mama is so ugly, when you came home from school, you said, “Osama where’s my mama?”
Jan 022012
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.
Jan 022012
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.