Funny Jokes – Blonde Jokes

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, “Aren’t they cute, what are their names?”

The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, “I don’t know”.

The lady then asked again, “Are they both boys or girls or either of each?”

The man looked angrier still and replied, “I don’t know!”

The woman then started to scold the man, “What kind of a father are you?”

The man replied, “I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company!”

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out.

A guy walks up behind her and says, “Can I please use the machine?”

“Buzz off!” she says. “Can’t you see I’m winning?”

Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead competed in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition – the brunette came in first, and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally reached the shore, completely exhausted and near the point of drowning.

After being revived with blankets and coffee, she muttered, “I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other two girls used their arms.”