Funny Jokes – Blonde Jokes

“Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back?”
“Try coming home at 3 in the morning.”

A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked her what’s wrong the frog says, “I got something stuck to my ass!”

After a visit to the doctor, a man returns home and tells his wife he has
approximately six hours left to live. Of course, they go straight to bed and have some amazing, athletic sex. Half an hour later, the man asks his wife if they can have sex again. They do, and it’s even more vigorous and ferocious sex.
An hour later, the man asks his wife for sex again, and they have a
ball-busting, rib-breaking round of sex. An hour later, the man wants it again.

“No way,” says the wife. “I have to get up in the morning. You don’t.”

The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into
heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours…

You’re so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo’ mama!

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. So now he was completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous.
Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head Scientist.
“I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility
device!”